Are Dogs better than Women?

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

2. Dogs like beer.

3. Dogs never expect gifts.

Are Dogs better than Men?

2 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN:

1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.

How are Men & Dogs alike?

HOW DOGS & MEN ARE ALIKE:

1. Both keep moving...even when they are lost.

2. Both take up too much space on the bed.

3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner.

Ba-da-bing! Ba-da-boom!

The Creation Story according to Dog

"The Creation Story As Told By The Dog"

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but She had to walk the dog.

Friends, Romans, and dog people, lend me your ears!

'Ello, 'ello, fellow dog people. Or should I say, Woof! I want to do a cool, funny project about dog people, the differences and similarities, the good, the bad and the indifferent. I invite you to tell me your stories. Let me start it off with some funny lines about people and dogs.

1)Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

2)Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back.

Tell me something good — Ashley Collie